I DON’T DANCE. Weeeeeelll actually… YOU will never see me dance. My 6-year-old daughter and my Jesus are the only ones who will ever witness me dancing. I never really learned how to munch a rug… wait, I mean cut a rug… or both. Sure, there might be a picture of me somewhere in mid-Cumbia, [...]
Katia & Baby Arrested in Knock-Off Diaper Bag Scandal
Homeland Security agents arrested local news personality Katia Uriarte along with her 2 month old baby last Tuesday on suspicion of selling fake designer Diaper bags. Katia has publicly denied all charges against her and her child in a statement released this morning declaring, “It is irresponsible for the media to vilify me and my [...]
KRIS’s Jennifer Lira Birth’s Low Ratings Baby
In what has become an all to familiar story, KRIS, the low-rated local news station, has bumbled yet another attempt to make waves in the Corpus Christi media market. This time the failure comes at a high price, putting their anchor, Jennifer Lira, out of commission and off the air for at least 3 months. [...]
Area Sophisticate Suffers From Child’s Mother Theatrics
The divorce proceedings of local celebrity Montgomery James Wilcox II, have up until now, been reported as cordial and amiable. However, recent facts have come to light since the final papers were signed that prove otherwise. The divorce was officially finalized on December 20th, 2012, since then, there have been seven instances to which police [...]
Scabby on Winter.
It’s another sunny December in Corpus Christi, and the girls and I are out in full swing. It’s easy to take for granted the almost year-round prostitution weather we get here in South Texas. In some part of the country, we ladies of the night have to suffer through long freezing winters. Believe me, you [...]
Letters to Santa Dec. 2012
Dear Santa, My name is Sara and I am 6 years old. I have lots of toys so this year I’m not asking for anything for me. I just want one present for my mommy. I don’t know what it is but she really wants it. I think its called a DERVORSE. She is always [...]
Local Group Works to Ban Plastic Bags and Minorities
Citizens throughout Corpus Christi have gathered recently in a remarkable effort to keep area beaches clean. The charge was originally started by local environmentalists, but has recently been overtaken by retired conservative radio personality and Tea Party advocate, Eric von Wade. The group has since introduced the Beach Purity Act before city council, which stresses [...]