After recent local events resulting in at least one death, the Whatburger Corporation, is taking a swift and strict approach to increasing security on their more than 30 local sites. During a live interview on KIII News Tom Dobson, CEO of What-A-Burger said. “Because Corpus Christi has shown so much consistency in holding tight [...]
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Area Child Molesters Support Mayor’s Lemonade Day
May 2nd, 2013 The Vent Nation
Pedophiles from all the lands crammed into City Council’s hallowed chambers on the third day, of the third week, of the fourth month of this 2013th year, to show overwhelming support for the Mayor’s proclamation of Lemonade Day. Ye Ole Mayor Nelda of Martinez declared that from now until the end of time the 11th [...]
Local Terrorist Has No Interest in Bombing Corpus Christi
May 1st, 2013 The Vent Nation
After the tragedy in Boston, Corpus Christi authorities have stepped up security around the city especially with multiple annual celebrations in full swing. Several city officials as well as law enforcement administrators quickly released reports that claimed the city’s biggest threat was a 22-year-old radical Muslim of Russian descent, Djanco Unchankvro. As pictures of the [...]
Katia & Baby Arrested in Knock-Off Diaper Bag Scandal
March 12th, 2013 The Vent Nation
Homeland Security agents arrested local news personality Katia Uriarte along with her 2 month old baby last Tuesday on suspicion of selling fake designer Diaper bags. Katia has publicly denied all charges against her and her child in a statement released this morning declaring, “It is irresponsible for the media to vilify me and my [...]
KRIS’s Jennifer Lira Birth’s Low Ratings Baby
March 12th, 2013 The Vent Nation
In what has become an all to familiar story, KRIS, the low-rated local news station, has bumbled yet another attempt to make waves in the Corpus Christi media market. This time the failure comes at a high price, putting their anchor, Jennifer Lira, out of commission and off the air for at least 3 months. [...]
Area Sophisticate Suffers From Child’s Mother Theatrics
January 13th, 2013 The Vent Nation
The divorce proceedings of local celebrity Montgomery James Wilcox II, have up until now, been reported as cordial and amiable. However, recent facts have come to light since the final papers were signed that prove otherwise. The divorce was officially finalized on December 20th, 2012, since then, there have been seven instances to which police [...]
Local Group Works to Ban Plastic Bags and Minorities
December 19th, 2012 The Vent Nation
Citizens throughout Corpus Christi have gathered recently in a remarkable effort to keep area beaches clean. The charge was originally started by local environmentalists, but has recently been overtaken by retired conservative radio personality and Tea Party advocate, Eric von Wade. The group has since introduced the Beach Purity Act before city council, which stresses [...]