Homeland Security agents arrested local news personality Katia Uriarte along with her 2 month old baby last Tuesday on suspicion of selling fake designer Diaper bags. Katia has publicly denied all charges against her and her child in a statement released this morning declaring, “It is irresponsible for the media to vilify me and my [...]
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KRIS’s Jennifer Lira Birth’s Low Ratings Baby
In what has become an all to familiar story, KRIS, the low-rated local news station, has bumbled yet another attempt to make waves in the Corpus Christi media market. This time the failure comes at a high price, putting their anchor, Jennifer Lira, out of commission and off the air for at least 3 months. [...]
Area Sophisticate Suffers From Child’s Mother Theatrics
The divorce proceedings of local celebrity Montgomery James Wilcox II, have up until now, been reported as cordial and amiable. However, recent facts have come to light since the final papers were signed that prove otherwise. The divorce was officially finalized on December 20th, 2012, since then, there have been seven instances to which police [...]
Local Group Works to Ban Plastic Bags and Minorities
Citizens throughout Corpus Christi have gathered recently in a remarkable effort to keep area beaches clean. The charge was originally started by local environmentalists, but has recently been overtaken by retired conservative radio personality and Tea Party advocate, Eric von Wade. The group has since introduced the Beach Purity Act before city council, which stresses [...]
42 Dead From Hurricane Fever
Authorities across the Coastal Bend are investigating dozens of deaths over the past several weeks and their relation to a Hurricane Fever outbreak in the area. Experts say that these outbreaks are due to the repeated attention given to insignificant storms that have absolutely no chance of coming near the Gulf of Mexico, but [...]
Area Room Hit By Tornado
Just weeks after the tragedy in North Texas, in which hundreds of homes were destroyed and millions of dollars in damages incurred, a local family has suffered a similar fate. After waking up late Saturday morning Anthony Gonzales, 31, father of two, was horrified to discover that his 5-year-old daughters room had been destroyed. “I [...]
Area Virgin Holds Out for Area Slut
Nathan Anderson, 16, of Corpus Christ is proud to declare that he is and for the time being, will remain a virgin. He isn’t however holding out for marriage, as many young people claim to do. Anderson is waiting for one very special, very promiscuous young lady named Janet Garza. Nathan first met Janet at [...]



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