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		<title>What-A-Burger Launches New Dress Code for Customers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After recent local events resulting in at least one death, the Whatburger Corporation, is taking a swift and strict approach to increasing security on their more than 30 local sites. During a live interview on KIII News Tom Dobson, CEO of What-A-Burger said.  “Because Corpus Christi has shown so much consistency in holding tight to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Area Child Molesters Support Mayor’s Lemonade Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 05:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pedophiles from all the lands crammed into City Council’s hallowed chambers on the third day, of the third week, of the fourth month of this 2013th year, to show overwhelming support for the Mayor’s proclamation of Lemonade Day. Ye Ole Mayor Nelda of Martinez declared that from now until the end of time the 11th [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wake up &amp; Start Charging</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 05:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caller Times you magnificent sonofab*tch! You did it! You glorious bastards! You figured it out. While the rest of the world is twiddling their thumbs, not knowing how to deal with the decline of print media… You took initiative and powered through until you came up with the brilliant idea to start charging for online [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local Terrorist Has No Interest in Bombing Corpus Christi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 05:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the tragedy in Boston, Corpus Christi authorities have stepped up security around the city especially with multiple annual celebrations in full swing. Several city officials as well as law enforcement administrators quickly released reports that claimed the city’s biggest threat was a 22-year-old radical Muslim of Russian descent, Djanco Unchankvro. As pictures of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wake Up and Dance</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 09:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I DON’T DANCE. Weeeeeelll actually… YOU will never see me dance. My 6-year-old daughter and my Jesus are the only ones who will ever witness me dancing. I never really learned how to munch a rug… wait, I mean cut a rug… or both. Sure, there might be a picture of me somewhere in mid-Cumbia, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Katia &amp; Baby Arrested in Knock-Off Diaper Bag Scandal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 09:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Homeland Security agents arrested local news personality Katia Uriarte along with her 2 month old baby last Tuesday on suspicion of selling fake designer Diaper bags. Katia has publicly denied all charges against her and her child in a statement released this morning declaring, “It is irresponsible for the media to vilify me and my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KRIS’s Jennifer Lira Birth’s Low Ratings Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 09:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what has become an all to familiar story, KRIS, the low-rated local news station, has bumbled yet another attempt to make waves in the Corpus Christi media market. This time the failure comes at a high price, putting their anchor, Jennifer Lira, out of commission and off the air for at least 3 months. [...]]]></description>
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