The divorce proceedings of local celebrity Montgomery James Wilcox II, have up until now, been reported as cordial and amiable. However, recent facts have come to light since the final papers were signed that prove otherwise. The divorce was officially finalized on December 20th, 2012, since then, there have been seven instances to which police [...]
Scabby on Winter.
It’s another sunny December in Corpus Christi, and the girls and I are out in full swing. It’s easy to take for granted the almost year-round prostitution weather we get here in South Texas. In some part of the country, we ladies of the night have to suffer through long freezing winters. Believe me, you [...]
Letters to Santa Dec. 2012
Dear Santa, My name is Sara and I am 6 years old. I have lots of toys so this year I’m not asking for anything for me. I just want one present for my mommy. I don’t know what it is but she really wants it. I think its called a DERVORSE. She is always [...]
Local Group Works to Ban Plastic Bags and Minorities
Citizens throughout Corpus Christi have gathered recently in a remarkable effort to keep area beaches clean. The charge was originally started by local environmentalists, but has recently been overtaken by retired conservative radio personality and Tea Party advocate, Eric von Wade. The group has since introduced the Beach Purity Act before city council, which stresses [...]
Wake Up & Take It Like A Kid
By now we are all familiar with Youtube sensation Judge William Adams. He won over our hearts with his viral “Beat Your Daughter Style” video. Its one of those videos that is so annoying, but you just can’t get it out of your head. I find myself quoting it from time to time when I’m [...]
Dear Editor,
I want to congratulate you on not making this entire issue about Sons of Anarchy. I know you finally watched it for the first time this month and now you’ve been glued to your computer watching the first 4 seasons non-stop. Let me also warn you, that you may start to feel like you have [...]
Dear Will Vent,
Don’t think I don’t see you every morning driving into the side parking lot to drop off your brat kid at school. THERE IS A SYSTEM IN PLACE! You have to wait in line like every other parent, and you can drop off your kid when I tell my 4th grade minions to let you [...]