I want to congratulate you on not making this entire issue about Sons of Anarchy. I know you finally watched it for the first time this month and now you’ve been glued to your computer watching the first 4 seasons non-stop.
Let me also warn you, that you may start to feel like you have what it takes to join a Motorcycle Club… You do not.
I know you think you are pretty bada$$ after putting a note on that car that took up two spots in the HEB parking lot, or when you were speaking at full volume in the library last week. I say, good for you man, but don’t mistake this bravado with the swagger needed to really be in an MC. I know you have been calling your friends “brother” for years know, and your wife, I mean old lady, hasn’t made you cry in over 4 months, but there is just more to it than that.
I will say that I was impressed by how you drank that expired milk the other day just before tearing the label off of your mattress. That’s a good start, but just take it slow and let it happen naturally.