By now we are all familiar with Youtube sensation Judge William Adams. He won over our hearts with his viral “Beat Your Daughter Style” video. Its one of those videos that is so annoying, but you just can’t get it out of your head. I find myself quoting it from time to time when I’m beating on handicapped kids. My favorite part is when the back-up singer (A.K.A. Mom), is like “Take it like a grown woman”.

And who can forget the Judge’s hook,  “Lay down, or I’ll spank you in the f***ing face”.  Why, oh why, didn’t he use his gavel instead of a belt… That for sure would have pushed it past the 100 million mark.

I have to digress here…

My original purpose with this piece was to make a mockery of this terrible event, in the hopes that it would drive a few of you to realize the dreadfulness of the whole situation. That’s called satire by the way.

As my deadline comes and goes, and I hear myself getting after my daughter for not allowing me to focus, I can’t help but think about what kind of awful, less than human person it takes to give their child that kind of beating, not to mention the verbal abuse.

Let us all be clear here, the issue was not whether or not it was child abuse. It was. It just so happened there is a statute of limitations on child abuse. Therefore, the dishonorable Judge Adams could only be disciplined by a judicial committee, which seemed more concerned with his treatment of attorneys in his court, than his brutal child beating.

I could go on forever about what a dickhead this guy is, but I’ll wait until reelection time.

As for the question that is on all of your minds… The answer is Yes… someone has made a remix of the beating video.